(a silly poem I wrote and did not revise one bit while I was supposed to be listening to an […]
Gay Tea and a Sorry (-A**) Server
I’ve been distraught over an incident—at least, I consider it an incident—that occurred a couple of weeks ago, when Andrew, […]
Two Boston Poems
Ladybug Letdown The ladybugs they traipse the walls and drapes the braids in the rugs that wind around follow the […]
Proms to Promises
We all may know that the term “prom” comes from the French word “promenade,” a walk taken for pleasure or […]
Weird Classroom Escapades #2
Wednesday 5/15/13 7:09 p.m. Where will u be tmrw after school so you can help me with the this boy’s […]
Surrender, Dorothy (Part V)
Emily passed me a note in the fourth floor corridor between third and fourth periods that said, Get together at […]
Wake Up and Smell the Formula
Okay, I’m getting frustrated. This professional writing thing might just be too damn hard. This year, I have heard fascinating […]
The Preschool Valedictorian
Little Johnny’s Preschool Valedictory Address by Jay Pawlyk Members of the Board of Trustees, faculty, staff, parents, school counselor, our […]
The Best Mother’s Day Gift for a Dysfunctional Mom
Growing up, I associated Mother’s Day with plump old ladies with glasses and soft hands who held children close to […]
Surrender, Dorothy (Part IV)
From the moment I was six, I knew, that with my thick reddish hair and chubby arms, that not only […]
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